Hi all (yawn),The phone rang in the newspaper office at 12:17 a.m. Saturday
morning. It was Dave from the sports desk. He said
Editor "Fern, evidently I ate a bad GU on my 1.7 mile run
yesterday and I have a very upset stomach. You will need to
send someone else to cover the Greenland Trail Races this
morning. Oh, I better tell you that I volunteered to help set
up, so which ever reporter you send needs to be there at 5:45
a.m. The trail races are located 10 miles south of Castle Rock
at the Greenland Open Space trails. The area where the races
are to be held received 3-4 feet of snow last weekend. The
race directors are Derek and Jessica Griffiths and mascot Lucy,
the publishers of Colorado Runner Magazine. They have been
putting daily race updates, on the condition of the course, on
their website since Wednesday. Be sure and have the person you
send read them before they go."
I went on the Colorado Runner website and found pictures of the
course and a description that said the course is 50% dry, 25%
mud and 25% snow. I decided I better cover this story myself.
I spent the rest of the night (make that early morning) loading
up the car with warm clothes, a change of socks, shoes, pants,
etc. I never did get back to sleep.
I left in the newspaper van at 4:45. When I arrived at the
trailhead, the night was pitch black, the weather was very cold
and a fog was settling in. But, race directors Derek, Jessica
and Lucy were already there setting up. Cars of volunteers
started to arrive. The start/finish was 1/4 of a mile down the
trail and vehicles were not allowed so we had to make trip
after trip carrying all the stuff.
The race could not have a press truck in front of the lead
runners like they do at the BolderBOULDER. I had to make a
decision. How would I cover this race for our subscribers???
I could either walk the 7.5 loop with slippery mud and bumpy
snow and possibly give LIndy, my pt, a migraine or pretend that
I had walked the race and make up a story about what happened.
Our subscribers deserve the true story as it was happening so I
used the newspaper credit card and entered the race. Since I
was just walking, I carried my cell phone and race director
Derek gave me the number of the Larkspur rescue squad in case I
saw anyone who needed help. Depending which race you entered,
you circled the 7.5 mile loop one, two, three or four times.
Each race started exactly on time. I found the course exactly
as described on the website. There were some really muddy
places that became more muddy as the sun came out and melted
the snow. Two all terrain vehicles had been on the course and
made tire tracks through some big snow drifts. Runners then
had to traverse on these tire tracks. When I came to really
bad places, I stepped off to the side and walked on the weeds.
I observed that the true hard nosed trail runners run right
through those deep mud puddles and snow drifts without a second
thought.
First I was passed by Runner Bill Farrett. He became Dr. Bill
for a few seconds and asked me how my new orthotic was doing.
By the time I said fine, he had zipped on up the trail looking
good. I got passed by Heather Hunt who was going fast and
looking serious. You will see how that paid off for her when
you read the results. Here came Runner Bridget. The first
thing she said to me is I can't wait to hear how you will
report on all this snow and mud and off she went. Along came
50K Runner Justine. She was running with another lady and they
were just chatting away while on their second loop. Justine
looked just like she always looked when running those long runs
on the Highline, just easy and comfortable.
I think this race was a winner for people who enjoy running
trails. Derek and Jessica, who by the way are a delightful
young couple, did a fine job organizing this race. The course
was well marked. Not to much food at the end but I don't think
this would bother the true trail runners. The only suggestion
I would have is to give awards deeper in the age groups. Only
the first place winner received an award. I especially liked
the feature of updating all the runners on the condition of the
course before the race.
But the big question mark for this race is, "where were the
boxes of kleenex donated by this newspaper???" (Race Director's
NOte: THe kleenex was in the porta johns because the company
dropped off porta johns with only one rool in each one!)
THIS WEEKS RACES
Greenland Trail Run, Douglas County
50K
1. Bill Farrett and Justine Miani
I will have the results for Bill and Justine in the Monday
edition.
25K
The 25K race was designated as the 2005 Colorado USATF Trail
Championships. Heather Hunt was the overall female winner with
a time of 1:53. She received a beautiful medal from the USATF
for her win. Bridget Mackinnon was second overall female with
a 2:11 so she also won a beautiful medal from the USATF.
Attached to the newspaper is a picture of the two of them after
they received their awards (see above). The picture was taken
by photographer Fern with the newspapers new little digital
camera that is so small, one can carry it in their pocket
during a race.
1. Julie Lind 2:18:07 First in age group
2. Bridget Mackinnon 2:11 First in age group
3. Heather Hunt 1:53 Overall female winner
12.5K
1. Connie Arhnsbrak 1:21:50 First in age group
2. Walker Fern 2:16
Horsetooth Half Marathon, Ft. Collins
1. Shane Holonitch 1:54
Reporter/runner Shane called to say that she had great weather
for a second consecutive year and was able to run in shorts and
short sleeved t-shirt. Horsetooth has a history of great hills
and crummy weather. Steve had to work today.
New Jersey Marathon, Long Branch, NJ
1. Dave Bell
LAST WEEKS RESULTS
More Marathon, Central Park NYC
1. Lora Hutchison 4:11:40
Glass City Marathon, Toledo, Ohio
1. Becky Keller 4:55:26
Colorado Masters Sand Creek 5 miler
3. Derek Griffiths 28:45
1. Rosalia Murch racewalker 1:03:12
WOMEN CHANGED A PART OF RUNNING HISTORY
Somebody invented the running shoe. Women wore a cotton t-
shirt and shorts while running in this new kind of shoe. One
day a woman said these shorts are not comfortable, they chafe
my legs. Someone invented a running short made of lycra and
polyester. Women said they are very comfortable but they do
not have a pocket for our car key. Someone invented a running
short with a little pocket for the car key. Women said we also
need a pocket to carry our kleenex. Someone invented a short
with a little car key pocket and one bigger pocket. Women said
the kleenex keeps falling out of the pocket so please make it
deeper. Someone invented a short with a little car key pocket,
and one larger, deep pocket.
The car manufacturers started making the car keys larger so
they would no longer fit in the little car key pocket. Women
said we need a short without a small key pocket but now we want
a large, deep side pocket on each side. Someone invented a
short with a large, deep side pocket on each side and women
kept their kleenex and car key on one side and their packets of
gel on the other side.
Older women said we don't like wearing the 3-4" length shorts
that the very young ladies wear. Somebody invented shorts of
various lengths which pleased women of all ages.
Women said we need to carry identification when we run that we
absolutely cannot lose. Can you make a short with a large,
deep side pocket on each side plus a little front pocket with
a zipper over the thigh area. Someone made this new short so
that now all women could carry their kleenex, car key, gel and
drivers license, King Soopers card and a $10.00 bill. Whew!
Women were so glad when the ultimate short was finally made
that would hold everything. Each year women had purchased the
latest upgrade and this had gotten to be quite expensive plus
all women now had a closet of running short relics. Well, good
news...hold on to those relics, they may become very valuable.
There is a womens group now trying to start a womens running
short museum that would show the historical development of the
running short. It will be located in Branson, Missouri right
next to the Andy Williams theater.
You would have thought this would be the end of the story but
it's not. One day I walked into REI and saw a pair of hiking
shorts. These shorts had deep zippered pockets everywhere,
they were comfortable and just the right length for me. I
could literally carry all my household items plus the kitchen
sink in this one pair of shorts. Goodbye running shorts, hello
hiking shorts!!
Oh, the newspaper will be organizing a bus trip to Branson in
the fall of
2005 to visit the museum. Please contact the newspaper travel
agent for details.
RAFT TRIP ANYONE???
This invite comes to us from river rafter guide, Paul
Vanderheiden:
I have a few spaces open on a Yampa River trip through Dinosaur
National Monument from Wednesday May 25th through Sunday May
29th. All the details about the trip are posted here:
http://www.runriverrun.com/River_Trips/Yampa/index.html.
I'd love to share my other "running" passion with some of our
running friends. This is not a commercial trip but a non-
commercial one that I am organizing - it is cost sharing. If
anyone is interested or they have questions after reading the
website, they can write me.
BITS AND PIECES
1. Rachel Farrett is working several days a week at the Parker
Rec Center.
This also gives her the opportunity to work on her swimming as
tri season is almost upon us.
2. Marci Grant reported that the family is leaving on a Florida
vacation.
We are going for a week and staying at a condo on the beach in
Long Boat Key which is 90 miles south of Tampa near Siesta Key.
We can't wait just to lounge around with our kids and sit in a
warm climate for day after day. We are very sick of this snow
and cold and think we are crazy to live at 6800 feet!
3. Food editor Fern sacrificed her body on behalf of our
subscribers. If you recall, I recommended the Banquet Crock
Pot beef stew dinner(found in the frozen food section) if you
also added a can of peas or green beans to the mixture. I just
tried the chicken and dumplings during our Sunday storm. I did
not save the leftovers. The chicken and potatoes is also not
very good so only stick to the beef stew dinner.
Since I am trying to help you take care of your running
bodies...did you know that a Starbucks venti mocha coconut
frappucino blended coffee with whipped cream has 710 calories
and 26 grams of fat(19 of them saturated) To your heart, it's
like drinking two McDonald's Quarter Pounders. Somehow I don't
think if you asked for it without the whipped cream that it
would be much healthier for you.
4. The newspaper building is going to have an entirely new
look. It has always been green. The first week in May, the
bricks are going to be painted gray, the wood will be pale
lemon and the trim will be white. The newspaper parking lot
will be filled with the painters trucks so if you happen to
stop by to deliver a story, you will need to park in front of
one of the other buildings down the street.
BOSTON MARATHON SPECIAL EDITION
Monday is an exciting day for a bunch of our subscribers. For
some, this will be their first running of this oh so special
event. For others, they are on a repeat journey but each
attempt is always filled with excitement.
Please do not call the newspaper on Monday to place want ads or
to report any lost animals. We must keep the phone lines open,
actually make that phone line to await the calls from our
runner/reporters on the scene. We will put out a special
edition sometime Monday evening.
Have a great week of running!
Editor Fern